Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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