to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
