I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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