atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
