Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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