Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
tell your sister to shave her snatch
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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