There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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