Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Bring me that man meat
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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