Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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