He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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