we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You took a bar mat shot.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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