have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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