He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
God, I missed his penis.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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