can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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