if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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