I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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