Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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