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  • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 5:13pm

    Don't expect me to believe that it thinks for you. It doesn't have a head

  • Submitted by jknorr34 on Jan 20, 11 at 5:19pm

    said8ED.....then why can't guys control their dicks?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 5:31pm

      precisely my point

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    Submitted by college_cutie on Jan 20, 11 at 2:46pm

    Oh, that explains why you let guys use it so much! At least someone can keep track of it.

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    Submitted by Figuratively on Jan 20, 11 at 8:24pm

    If you're going to whore around, at least be enough of a woman to take responsibility for it.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 21, 11 at 8:05am

    Your vagina owns you.

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    Submitted by marsho on Jan 21, 11 at 1:12am

    If you can't hold yourself responsible, the STDs will do it for you.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 11 at 2:23am

    I'll just be honest and call you a slut. No, we are not dating but I will pimp you out.

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    Submitted by SALIA on Jan 21, 11 at 2:04am

    Trust me, you DON'T want people to be honest with you...

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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 5:40pm

    When I was a teenager I spent summers working maintenance for a local school district, and I had a boss who used to say "stiff cock has no conscience." I remember thinking, "that's why you have to use yours, asshole." Anyway, here's to sluts, date-rapists, unconscionable assholes and total lack of accountability.

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      Submitted by rds2709 on Jan 21, 11 at 12:36am

      lame story/comment. go fuck yourself. thanks

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        Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 1:05am

        "Lame," "go," and "thanks" should have been capitalized in your post.

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          Submitted by said8ED on Jan 21, 11 at 1:17am

          It was a good comment, jj. Comprehension is lacking more often than not.

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      Submitted by opalquean on Jan 22, 11 at 4:21am

      Maybe if a woman you care about gets date-raped, you won't find what you just said so funny. I sure don't.

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    Submitted by LKRDude on Jan 21, 11 at 7:00am

    guys have felt the same way about their Penis since the beginning of time , so you are not a whore just honest

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    Submitted by mth10 on Jan 20, 11 at 5:38pm

    Whore

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    Submitted by Selennnaaxx on Jan 20, 11 at 7:19pm

    I feel the exact same way! (:

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jan 20, 11 at 6:12pm

    WHORE.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 21, 11 at 10:18am

    Awwwww, white girls are so adorably slutty! God: thank you so much!!!!!

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    Submitted by shaness on Jan 22, 11 at 11:17pm

    This is a soviet Russia joke waiting to happen