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  • Don't expect me to believe that it thinks for you. It doesn't have a head

    Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 5:13pm
  • Oh, that explains why you let guys use it so much! At least someone can keep track of it.

    Submitted by college_cutie on Jan 20, 11 at 2:46pm
  • said8ED.....then why can't guys control their dicks?

    Submitted by jknorr34 on Jan 20, 11 at 5:19pm
  • If you're going to whore around, at least be enough of a woman to take responsibility for it.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Jan 20, 11 at 8:24pm
  • When I was a teenager I spent summers working maintenance for a local school district, and I had a boss who used to say "stiff cock has no conscience." I remember thinking, "that's why you have to use yours, asshole." Anyway, here's to sluts, date-rapists, unconscionable assholes and total lack of accountability.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 5:40pm
  • Your vagina owns you.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jan 21, 11 at 8:05am
  • Trust me, you DON'T want people to be honest with you...

    Submitted by SALIA on Jan 21, 11 at 2:04am
  • I'll just be honest and call you a slut. No, we are not dating but I will pimp you out.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 11 at 2:23am
  • If you can't hold yourself responsible, the STDs will do it for you.

    Submitted by marsho on Jan 21, 11 at 1:12am
  • guys have felt the same way about their Penis since the beginning of time , so you are not a whore just honest

    Submitted by LKRDude on Jan 21, 11 at 7:00am
  • Awwwww, white girls are so adorably slutty! God: thank you so much!!!!!

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 21, 11 at 10:18am
  • WHORE.

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jan 20, 11 at 6:12pm
  • Whore

    Submitted by mth10 on Jan 20, 11 at 5:38pm
  • This is a soviet Russia joke waiting to happen

    Submitted by shaness on Jan 22, 11 at 11:17pm
  • I feel the exact same way! (:

    Submitted by Selennnaaxx on Jan 20, 11 at 7:19pm