Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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