New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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