Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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