I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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