I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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