They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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