yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
