Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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