even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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