So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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