when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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