Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The feeling are messing with the penis
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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