Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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