Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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