Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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