Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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