CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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