This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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put the lime in the coconut..
scary how much our minds think alike sometimes.
If that ever *doesn't* mean it was a good night, just pull the sheet over me and affix a toe-tag.
She text me this same message every Thursday morning...
Yeah, but that's just because your Mom wants her underwear back.
That's good at any time of life.