This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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put the lime in the coconut..
scary how much our minds think alike sometimes.
She text me this same message every Thursday morning...
Yeah, but that's just because your Mom wants her underwear back.
If that ever *doesn't* mean it was a good night, just pull the sheet over me and affix a toe-tag.
That's good at any time of life.