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  • 58 34
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 10, 12 at 12:07pm

    put the lime in the coconut..

    • 52 42
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 10:34pm

      scary how much our minds think alike sometimes.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 10, 12 at 9:03pm

    If that ever *doesn't* mean it was a good night, just pull the sheet over me and affix a toe-tag.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by getoutofhere on May 10, 12 at 2:12pm

    She text me this same message every Thursday morning...

    • 48 45
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 10:33pm

      Yeah, but that's just because your Mom wants her underwear back.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on May 10, 12 at 3:19pm

    That's good at any time of life.