if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
try to milk me bitch
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