The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
