I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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