I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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