ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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