eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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