Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
