I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So many bounce houses so little time
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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