My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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