her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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