those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he puts the penis in happiness.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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