i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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