she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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