At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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