I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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