So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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