Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
All I want is dick and wine.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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