please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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