She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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