I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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