I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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