OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I see more hoeing in ur future
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